Alabama

Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything

California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia

We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
(Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...
Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois

Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan

First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney...

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma

Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

The Educashun State

Texas

Si, Hablo Ingles

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Yep

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington

Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.

Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family.  Really.

Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared