| 10. |
Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone
bill. |
| 9. |
Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three
years running. |
| 8. |
When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex. |
| 7. |
Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. |
| 6. |
Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work. |
| 5. |
Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the
movie "The Net." |
| 4. |
Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments. |
| 3. |
Their video dating profile lists "public-key
encryption" among turn-ons. |
| 2. |
Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you
overhear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." |
| 1. |
You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA
card now, Professor
"I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!" |
