Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the
opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your
most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the
conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.
"Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi.
"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to
wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown
that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best
friend, she got conflicting advice 'Wear your most sexy negligee,
with a V neck right down to your navel.
The man protested, "What does all this have to do with my
problem with the IRS?"
"No matter what you wear, you are going to get
screwed."
