Revised Hongkong Lord's Prayer

Our Brother which art in Beijing
Deng Xiaoping be thy name
United Kingdom gone. Thy will be done in Hong Kong, as it is in China.

Give us this day our daily bet.
And forgive us our speculations, as we forgive those
who speculate against us.

And lead us not into communism, but deliver us
from Gweilos (foreign devils, i.e. Caucasians):

For thine is the sovereignty, and the power,
and the authority, for ever.

Chow Mein.