The Cabbie & The Nun
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring
and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't
want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can
do about that... #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single
and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the nun says,
"Pull into the next alley."
He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would
make a hooker blush. But when they back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you
crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must
confess. I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm on my
way to a Halloween party."
