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 Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.
One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost my electron!", says the other.
"Are you sure"
"I'm positive!"
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The Buddist
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novacain during root canal
work?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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| Doctor's
Office
A guy walks into his doctor's office, he's got a carrot
in his right ear, a cucumber in his left ear, and a bell
pepper up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's wrong with
me?"
The doctor looks him over and says, "You're not
eating properly." |
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| Help
from the psychiatrist
This guy goes to a psychiatrist, "Doc, I want to
know what my problem is. Some nights, when sleeping, I dream
that I'm a teepee. And some nights I dream that I'm a
wigwam. Can you help me?"
The psychiatrist answers, "I think your problem is
that you are too tense." |
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Fish
Two birds are sitting on a perch.
One says to the other, "do you smell fish?" |
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Fonts
Two fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says to them, "Get out. We don't serve your
type here." |
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| Press
Release
Lorena Bobbitt's sister was arrested yesterday for
trying to do the same thing to her husband as her
famous sister had done several years ago. The sister
was not as accurate as Lorena. She missed the target
and stabbed her husband in the upper leg causing
severe muscle and tendon damage.
She has been charged with a misdeweiner.
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