The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to
drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and
said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone
Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I
do...Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just
thought you would like to know that your horse is about dead
outside!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure
enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone
Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a
little better. The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto,
I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough
of a breeze to make him start to feel better. "
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running
circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the
Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes
later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns
that big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stands again,
and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
