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Various Engineering Jokes
| What is the
difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. |
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graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?".
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it
work?".
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it
cost?".
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries
with that?".
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