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bulletC:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files.
bulletA computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.
bulletIf this email causes dizziness or vertigo, discontinue use and consult your physician.
bulletThe above text is meant to serve only ornamental purposes, and should under no circumstances be inhaled, eaten or read! The author rejects any responsibility for changes of opinion, broadening of horizons or other damages caused by improper usage.
bullet"...................................." -- Harpo Marx
bulletThe medium is the medium. The message is the message. We apologize for any earlier confusion.
bulletCompletely uninvolved in the Imminent Death of the Net since 1989.
bullet"God is dead"   -- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead"   -- God
bulletTo boldly sit and spin where no one has sat and spun before!
  -- Star Trek, Deep Space 9
bulletThink about the tiny, furry rodents scurrying around the Jurassic landscape being eaten by predators many times their size. To them, the asteroid wasn't a disaster, it was a Godsend.
  -- OrionCA
           
 

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