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Top 10 Reasons Why a Computer Must be a Male

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. It is always necessary to have a back up.
7. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but no one is home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter.
           
 

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