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LOG ON
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Making a wood stove hotter |
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LOG OFF
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Don't add no more wood |
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MONITOR
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Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
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DOWNLOAD
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Gettin' the farwood off the truck |
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MEGA HERTZ
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When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood |
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FLOPPY DISC
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Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood |
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RAM
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That thing what splits the farwood |
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HARD DRIVE
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Gettin' home in the winter time |
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PROMPT
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What the mail ain't in the winter time |
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WINDOWS
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What to shut when it's cold outside |
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SCREEN
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What to shut when it's black fly season |
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BYTE
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What them dang flies do |
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CHIP
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Munchies fer the TV |
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MICRO CHIP
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What's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
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MODEM
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Whatcha did to the hay fields |
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DOT MATRIX
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Old Dan Matrix's wife |
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LAP TOP
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Where the kitty sleeps |
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RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY
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When ya can't r'member what ya paid fer the rifle |
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KEYBOARD
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Where ya hang the dang truck keys |
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SOFTWARE
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Them dang plastic forks and knives |
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MOUSE
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What eats the grain in the barn |
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MOUSE PAD
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That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole |
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MAIN FRAME
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Holds up the barn roof |
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ENTER
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Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all" |
