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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever The sun is shining, the day is young, we have our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a light bulb?
Border Collie Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code!
Dachshund I can't even reach the stupid lamp.
Toy Poodle I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he's finished rewiring my house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler Go ahead! Make me!
Shi-tzu Puh-leeze dah-ling, let the servants...
Labrador Oh me, me, pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I, can I, huh, huh, can I?!
Malamute Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's changing it.
Cocker Spaniel Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff Mastiff's are NOT afraid of the dark.
Hound Dog ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Chihuahua Yo quiero taco bulb.
Pointer I see it , there it is, it's right there...
Greyhound It isn't moving, who cares?
Australian Shepherd Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog Light bulb? LIGHT BULB? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
           
 

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